Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods... On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (Gee, that's the on ....Rest of Joke
Hangover Ratings
Does any of this sound somewhat familiar? 1 star hangover * No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving you a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be gla ....Rest of Joke
Home Remedies
It is always important to have a plan of action ready in case an unfortunate event occurs at home. Here are some helpful tips that could really help out... 1. If you are chocking on an ice cube don't ....Rest of Joke
The nail
Amy, a blonde Texas city girl, marries a Texas rancher. One morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our cows to ....Rest of Joke
Cleaning dishes with cold water
John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs a ....Rest of Joke
The Lawyer and the baby
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his brief vacations at this country inn. The last time he'd finally managed an affair with the innkeeper's daughter. Looking forward to an exciting ....Rest of Joke
Ozzie Humor
A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to Melbourne, Australia. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought ....Rest of Joke
Like an old salt
There's this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. Trouble is, the guy who owns him is a ....Rest of Joke
New glasses
A old snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for my eyes...can't see well these days". The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to return in 2 weeks. The snake comes bac ....Rest of Joke
Colonoscopy Remarks
"Find Amelia Earhart yet?" "Can you hear me NOW?" "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married." "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" "If your hand does ....Rest of Joke
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