For everyone who has ever had an evaluation or performance review just remember, it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from United States Federal Government employee performance eval ....Rest of Joke
Men Are Just Happier People
What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can ....Rest of Joke
A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder.
This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my dirty ol' pontiac and decide it needs washing. As I start toward the garage, I notice th ....Rest of Joke
Steroids
The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team's performance soars. They win the county and state championship until one day they are favoured to win nationals easily. Pe ....Rest of Joke
Not to scare you
A patient awakened after a serious operation only to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn. Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor. Well, the surgeon responded, "They're fight ....Rest of Joke
Bill & Mabel
Young Bill was courting Mabel, who lived on an adjoining farm out west in cattle country. One evening, as they were sitting on Bill's porch watching the sun go down over the hills, Bill spied his priz ....Rest of Joke
The accident
A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. "I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're suppo ....Rest of Joke
A change of jobs
After 40 years as a gynaecologist, John decided he had enough money to retire and take up his real love, auto mechanics. He left his practice, enrolled in auto mechanics school, and studied hard. The ....Rest of Joke
How Cold Is It?
Its amazing what effect temperature has on things... 60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one in their wardrobe). 50 Miami residents turn on the heat. 40 You can see your breath. Californ ....Rest of Joke
If You Love Jesus
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an upl ....Rest of Joke
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